WELCOME TO ‘HE SAID / SHE SAID – THE BLOGGERS ED’
“Yes Sir-eee, after a bit of a blip last week, we’re back to rock your Wednesday night! We’re delighted to welcome all the way from across the pond, our first U.S. blogger! So far, we’ve had Irish, English, Scottish, Australian & now American. Not too shabby considering it’s only week 12! So Saddle me up & call me Shergar, let’s do this.”
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The Stented Papa & The Stented Missus
SAY HI TO Jeremy from Thirsty Daddy!
Jeremy is the man behind the Thirsty Daddy blog. When he isn’t dealing with his six and seventeen year old daughters he enjoys whisky, sports, and superheroes.
His lovely wife Devon is the brains and beauty behind the New England Sports Facebook group and works alongside her husband as X Ray Technologists. In her limited spare time she enjoys whisky, sports, and making fun of her husband for his superhero obsession.
SO, WHICH ‘HE SAID / SHE SAID’ TOPIC DID ‘WE’ PICK?!
For our turn in the ‘He Said / She Said‘ series, we picked ‘He Sleeps / She Sleeps‘. While we both agree that neither of us gets as much as we should, somehow we both seem to blame the other for it. We’ve been together for about twelve years, married for nine. A lot of good things have happened in our bedroom over that time but it hasn’t all been frolicking and fornication.
Let’s start with the good stuff first.
What are some good things about sharing a bed with your partner?
She Said: He keeps me warm. Our bedroom is the coldest room in the house during the winter. His butt is a great place for warming up my feet. No matter how cold it gets, somehow he is always warm but during the summer our bed is big enough that he isn’t sweating all over me all night.
He Said: She usually stays on her side. We have a super king size, so there is plenty of room. When she is in bed next to me I know where she is. My wife has a bad habit of getting sucked into Lifetime movies and Facebook chats. She stays up way past her bedtime.
Alright, let’s get into it.
What are the bad things?
He Said: She snores like you couldn’t even imagine a human being snoring. She also grinds her teeth at night and steals my covers. She surrounds herself with a wall of pillows so I can’t get to her. During the winter she seems to think that it’s funny to try and warm her feet between my ass cheeks.
She Said: He snores. No matter how fast I try and get ready for bed he is somehow asleep before me. I don’t even understand how he’s in bed as fast as he is, nevermind crashed out. He falls asleep in about two seconds but then has to get up to pee every hour and jumps back into the bed like a circus acrobat. He’s always trying to get me to go to bed earlier than I want to, and then he falls asleep as soon as we’re there. He also farts in the morning, and not normal farts. He’s disgusting when he first wakes up.
There has to be some other good things?
She Said: Sometimes he’ll stay awake long enough for me to get some.
He Said: Sometimes she’ll come to bed early enough for me to get some.
Thanks a million guys for taking part in ‘He Said / She Said – The Bloggers Ed’, great having ye both!
COMING UP next ON ‘HE SAID / SHE SAID – THE BLOGGERS ED’
So guys it’s week 13 next, Wednesday (13th Sept) and I’m delighted to say it’s Adam and his other half from Ask Your Father. I’ve read it last night and it’s great. Looking forward to sharing it next week so keep your eyes pealed.
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